Wesley Darling (and whatever happened to HIM, anyway?) posted this on his blog ages ago, but you need it now, believe me.
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In Which We are Victimized Before We Indulge Musically
Oh goddamit. Once again, some fucking THIEF has swiped my credit card number. This happens on the regular so often that I am no longer i...
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If you look below this post, you'll see that the last post I put up here on Blogger is a sniffy little tirade about how I will NEVER d... -
Quit bragging. My dear friend drumstick had his 50th birthday this last weekend. 50! Can you imagine? What a baby. I told his wife, Hot... -
So this is mrpeenee's sixth birthday. I have no idea how these things happen. I originally started this whole thing only because I...
"Stand back, I'm ovulating!"
ReplyDeleteI did that move just today. Worked, too.
Why does "You were supposed to be ready on THREE, retard" seem so funny? It just shows I'm a bad person.
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ReplyDeleteOh, the Fosse-ness of it all!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, Wesley's quite active on Facebook, as so many of us are, darling. Have you heard of it?
Insouciance bitches! Love that. Was it Mitzi Gaynor?
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