I will be spending the weekend in Houston visiting my family and stuffing myself with the excellent Mexican food and barbecue that is so available there.
There are plenty of people who are rather sniffy about Tex-Mex food, but I am not responsible for their eating disorders. Tex-Mex is simply the finest evolution of Mexican food. Many of those same people will go on that tiresome length about the different regional cuisines of Mexico; my claim is that Texas is simply one of those regions. Change my mind, as the kids say these days.
Of course there's more to jetting off to Texas than enchiladas and ribs, my only remaining brother has Parkinson's and is apparently not doing well so I'm going to be checking in on him and seeing if I can harass him into feeling better. I am 70 years old and he still regards me as his "little brother". I think that's adorable.
Also our dear, dear niece Amber will be making an appearance with her very amusing husband Spanky. The fact she was thoughtful enough to provide me with a nephew named Spanky is enough to earn my eternal gratitude. Our first naked guy of the week is in her honor:
May we all be so lucky to be so pounded as in #3....
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DeleteDo say thank you to Amber from me - Her taste in beefy cowboys is exquisite!
ReplyDeleteI'll be sure to pass that along.
DeleteHave a great time, Mr Peenee!
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Thanks sweetie
DeleteLo-LoL, You should tell Amber spank you very much !:)
ReplyDeleteLuv me some Texas cowboy, and that twink is gettin’ a good railin’ :)
Been to Houston and is it spread out ! More spread out than Los Angeles if that’s possible. Texas was a great place for good tips in my stripper days.
-CA jock
Tell us more about your lurid past.
DeleteYee-Ha!! Say hello to Sue Ellen for me.
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PS #2 out of preference, but I could sit and watch #3 for hours...
#3 does seem enthusiastic.
DeleteI hope everything goes well on this trip. Remember to bring your lasso if you go cowboy hunting with Amber.
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There's a 'saddle sore' punchline here waiting to be used. Also a 'cowpoke' one. (Good luck 'back home' and here's hoping you get...there's a 'in your Christmas stocking' punchline here, but I'll pass on that too.)
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