Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Vermontino

Super Agent Fred and I are off to Vermont tomorrow. Have you heard of Vermont? I understand it's this adorable little state, popular with lesbians and cheese enthusiasts. And then, at the other end of the spectrum, I'm going to visit my father in the old folks' home he just moved into in Houston. Whee. In fact, Super whee.

In unrelated news, the woman who trims the nails of Saki, my Evil and Adorable Cat, warmly recommended giving him a bath the last time we went in for is pedicure. A cat. A bath. A catbath. Doesn't that just seem to be asking for trouble. After all, Saki barely tolerates going in to have his razorlike talons nipped down. I'm sure washing him off would only lead to sulking and cat turds in my bed. We have filed this under "Ideas, Bad."

Here's a good idea:

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12 comments:

  1. designing wallyOctober 4, 2011 at 4:56 PM

    What a great idea!

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  2. The Cool CookieOctober 4, 2011 at 4:57 PM

    Safe travels. Don't talk to strangers until you are compelled to do so. Write when you find work.

    And why is it you are going to Vermont???

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  3. PrincessOctober 4, 2011 at 6:22 PM

    Marvelous idea... Beats bathing a pussy any day... Believe me! I speak the truth!

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  4. Anonymous, tooOctober 4, 2011 at 9:56 PM

    Let Saki's mani/pedi lady b-a-t-h-e him while you're gone. Plan to arrive back home about 2 days after the blood has congealed. Be sure to bring Saki some white Cheddar from Vermont to make amends and make sure he thinks it was the late main/pedi lady's idea.

    Be safe during your travels, and remind your dad to be safe too. I'm sure you don't want him knocking up one of those old broads at the home. . . .;-)

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  5. normadesmondOctober 4, 2011 at 11:16 PM

    ah, a foliage trip....lovely. i did that once. met a young boy names sheldon. he too had lovely foliage.

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  6. RJOctober 5, 2011 at 5:10 AM

    Adore the description of Vermont. So apt!

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  7. BobOctober 5, 2011 at 5:12 AM

    Vermont. Home of cheesy lesbians?

    Catbath? Well, I never.

    But if that's a picture of your "cat" I could modify my thinking!

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  8. DianeOctober 5, 2011 at 6:21 AM

    Call if you need moral support.

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  9. kabuki zeroOctober 5, 2011 at 1:17 PM

    get kabuki some maple syrup, in case we have pancakes at the airport when you land. it.could.happen.

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  10. jasonOctober 5, 2011 at 2:54 PM

    Mmmm...make sure to cover him in maple syrup and butter.

    Have fun up there...and over there too.

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  11. JonOctober 5, 2011 at 4:33 PM

    Maple syrup and Speedos. An interesting concept. Jx

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  12. The MistressOctober 7, 2011 at 4:11 AM

    Wet pussy.

    Not the sort of thing you expect to read about on this blog.

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