Why? Who the fuck knows? It's True Blood. Gibberish happens. More importantly, let me repeat, Alex Skarsgard, naked. What more do you need?
Monday, August 19, 2013
Because Viking Booty, That's Why
I haven't posted anything about True Blood this year because either a) you've been watching it and already know what tragic hash it has degenerated into or b) you're not watching it and don't care. I think both camps will be satisfied with a report that Alex Skarsgard answers the universe's booty call by appearing naked on a chaise atop a glacier in Sweden. And then bursts into flames.
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What book is he reading?
ReplyDeleteI'd be peeved if I combusted before finishing the last chapter.
Heart of Darkness?
DeleteHe loks so elegant doing it, it could be Nancy Drew for all I care.
DeleteQuite possibly the most beautiful man ever.
ReplyDeleteHot!
ReplyDelete(see what I just did there? see?
...ok,never mind)
Yeah. I saw dat.
DeleteI''d eat him like a marshmallow...
ReplyDeleteA great big, long legged viking marshmallow.
DeleteI'm all about picking apart the poetic license. Glacier? Flames?
ReplyDeleteTrust me, True Blood plot lines are a rabbit hole down which you do not want to venture.
DeleteNot even a quick glimpse of his cock. How bitterly disappointing.
ReplyDeleteI know, I'm just sick with disgust, although the internet was alive with remarks about how small and uncut it was. I think watching that scene and discerning size and circumcision is nothing more than wishful thinking.
DeleteAs long as they continue plugging the holes in plot liens with gratuitous male nudity I'm ok.
ReplyDeleteExactly, right? I'll be sitting there thinking "Well that's just stupid" and Alcide will walk in with no shirt and suddenly everything's peachy.
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