Monday, August 19, 2013

Because Viking Booty, That's Why

I haven't posted anything about True Blood this year because either a) you've been watching it and already know what tragic hash it has degenerated into or b) you're not watching it and don't care.   I think both camps will be satisfied with a report that Alex Skarsgard answers the universe's booty call by appearing naked on a chaise atop a glacier in Sweden.   And then bursts into flames.



Why?  Who the fuck knows?  It's True Blood.  Gibberish happens.  More importantly, let me repeat, Alex Skarsgard, naked.  What more do you need?
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  1. The MistressAugust 19, 2013 at 5:39 AM

    What book is he reading?

    I'd be peeved if I combusted before finishing the last chapter.

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    1. mrpeeneeAugust 19, 2013 at 6:20 AM

      Heart of Darkness?

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    2. mrpeeneeAugust 19, 2013 at 6:22 AM

      He loks so elegant doing it, it could be Nancy Drew for all I care.

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  2. BobAugust 19, 2013 at 7:17 AM

    Quite possibly the most beautiful man ever.

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  3. jasonAugust 19, 2013 at 2:49 PM

    Hot!
    (see what I just did there? see?




    ...ok,never mind)

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  4. designing wallyAugust 20, 2013 at 3:24 AM

    I''d eat him like a marshmallow...

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    1. mrpeeneeAugust 20, 2013 at 5:29 AM

      A great big, long legged viking marshmallow.

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  5. YankAugust 20, 2013 at 2:36 PM

    I'm all about picking apart the poetic license. Glacier? Flames?

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    1. mrpeeneeAugust 21, 2013 at 2:02 AM

      Trust me, True Blood plot lines are a rabbit hole down which you do not want to venture.

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  6. Mitzi August 20, 2013 at 2:47 PM

    Not even a quick glimpse of his cock. How bitterly disappointing.

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    1. mrpeeneeAugust 21, 2013 at 2:01 AM

      I know, I'm just sick with disgust, although the internet was alive with remarks about how small and uncut it was. I think watching that scene and discerning size and circumcision is nothing more than wishful thinking.

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  7. ilduceAugust 23, 2013 at 6:19 AM

    As long as they continue plugging the holes in plot liens with gratuitous male nudity I'm ok.

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    1. mrpeeneeAugust 23, 2013 at 9:45 AM

      Exactly, right? I'll be sitting there thinking "Well that's just stupid" and Alcide will walk in with no shirt and suddenly everything's peachy.

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