Tuesday, February 17, 2015

A Master of Distraction

 So this is the moraine of paperwork on my desk I'd sworn to get to this evening; some of it goes back to December.  Taxes to file, bills to pay, snark to snark.  But first I had to find the camera to take a picture of it and then Saki wouldn't get off the chair and then I had to go get some cookies and then I remembered that when Secret Agent Fred and I were watching reruns of RuPaul's season 4 Drag Race, I had meant to find a picture of Fred's favorite member of their Pit Crew, Shawn Morales.

So obviously I had to get all that out of the way and now Saki is back demanding I make a lap for him to sit on.  Who knows if, or when, any of the paper beast will be tamed.

And once again, Saki commandeers the good chair.  Am I supposed to file taxes standing up?

18 comments:

  1. Wow...that is one big stack.
    On the desk too.

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  2. Employ Saki as your financial advisor. He knows a thing or two. Jx

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    1. He'd put all the money into cat toys with fresh catnip. He's a junkie.

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  3. Really, it's a wonder we get anything done at all, isn't it?

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    1. Who said I get anything done? Saki just bit me.

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  4. We all have people we should be doing. oh. I meant things we should be doing. Adored Mr. Morales and what looks like some nice thickness. I'd pay per pound.......

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    1. There were a number of photos of Mr. Morales performing with old men shoving bills into his panties apparently for that very reason.

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  5. Papers, schmapers. Those cookies aren't going to eat themselves now, are they?

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    1. Not as long as I got a cookie hole that still works.

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  6. SeƱor Morales and my current boyfriend have many things in common which can be very distracting so I've taken to permanently putting everything off.

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    1. I think that's very sensible. "'Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May" but a pile of paperwork is forever.

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  7. Does Mister Morales do paperwork?
    Nevermind, I looked again & he don't have to do anything...

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    1. He got all he needs, baby, and a sweet smile to boot.

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  8. Oh, are you still blogging?

    And yes, it is all about Miss Morales. The only Pit Crew member that matters! Though I'd do them all, given the chance. Together and separately.

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