Tuesday, November 21, 2023

In Which We Withdraw

 

mrpeenee suffers from This Asshole.

So.  Degenerative joint disease, did you know pretty much everybody will wind up with it eventually, unless you die first, which seems like a sort of extreme kind of plan.  Trend setters and pace makers such as I just got a head start on the rest of you by coming down with it sooner.  I first noticed this burning ache between my shoulder blades when I was a teenager, brought on by my scoliosis.  The scoliosis caused the joint between my shoulder blade and backbone to not work right and instead of the two plates of bone sliding over each other, they scraped away instead.  Yeah, it is just exactly as pleasant as it sounds.

Anyway late in 2010, I finally harangued my doctor into doing something about it; his plan turned out to be turning me over to a pain specialist who prescribed daily pain medicine for me.  It helped immensely and I am grateful for it.  He was also the doctor who first gave me this look I came to recognize as "no idiot, of course not" when I asked if they couldn't just cut out the rib and the joint that were causing so much trouble.

Thirteen years of various pain meds have come and gone, we've had some laughs, some ups and downs, but then Thursday morning it all came tumbling down.  There's a small pharmacy on the ground floor of my building that I've been using because I think it's important to support small businesses.  What a schmuck I am.  I showed up there Thursday morning to pick up my regular prescription, only to find out they had changed their hours and were now closed on Tuesdays and Thursdays.  That was not part of my plan since I had used up the last of the medicine the night before.

I sort of white knuckled it through until Friday when I went down there and lo, the pharmacist had gone home early.  They are closed on weekends.  That meant no pain meds for you, mrpeenee.

Today is Monday, a day I was not sure I was going to see.  Withdrawal symptoms include, but are not limited to, fevers and chills, gastro distress, body aches, and the hilariously so-called heebiejeebies which refer to seriously uncomfortable sensations in your joints and extremities.  I've been busily working my way through the whole delightful list with the addition lately of an increased sense of smell.  I have fucking bionic scent; a small problem is that everything smells bad.

The only thing I have missed out on is an increase in pain.  Why is that?  Because the medicine I've been taking appears to have made absolutely no difference in my pain level.  The ache up inside my back feels no different today than it has for years.  I have to assume the dopamine receptors in my brain that opioids work on have been so fried out after all this time that the medicine has been doing nothing except keeping me from going into withdrawal.  Hilarious.

So since it's not working and since I have now pretty much suffered through the worst of the withdrawal, I'm just going to stay off of any more pain meds.  Maybe.  I hate making pronouncements like that since much like saying you're going on a diet is so embarrassing when you fall off a week later, I'm not sure what the future will hold.  But it seems like it would just make my life simpler if my back is going to hurt either way to not have to support big Pharma.

In short, don't do drugs kids, but if you do do drugs, don't stop.

I was going to present a sample of mens with really fine backs, but I am not up to that level of research. You'll just have to make do with these guys:

Jamie Dominic, complete with saddle.



The very fine rear view of Todd Morgan.



Diego Sans has always been sexy, now he's just being excessive.



Everything counts in large amounts.

David Nazar, yummy.



Tall and skinny: it's a look



I have also been very emotional; I was soaking in the tub, listening to the Trainspotting soundtrack (it seemed appropriate) when the Lou Reed song Perfect Day came on.  I've always thought it is one of the great melancholy songs and I was suddenly on the verge of tears.  Fortunately, the part of my brain I think of as The Victorian Governess took control and briskly told the rst of us to stop that RIGHT AWAY.  It helped.




And JUST NOW, Pandora offered me Smalltown Boy by Bronski Beat, I told her, I said to her, I said, "Honey, I just can't" and skipped to the next song which turned out to be Enola Gay by OMD.  So that was OK, nuclear disaster seemed like something I was much more up to.









11 comments:

  1. As far as I have been told, opioids stop doing what they're supposed to (numb pain) after a while anyway, and hand over the baton to "dependence", so you're better off avoiding them if they don't work any more [NB don't go listening to The Verve The Drugs Don't Work otherwise you'll be told off by Nanny Stern again...]

    Men with huge cocks are far better for relieving aches and pains, I find - take two a day, every day, and you'll feel better in no time! Jx

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    1. This is very much my experience now, especially the part about men with huge cocks.

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  2. Better to go off the drug if it doesn’t do anything. Might work again if you take a vacation from it.

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  3. I was going to type much the same as Jon, as I've read that pain relief drugs don't work long term. I think it's a wise move not to take them any more, so long as you can get used to the peculiar smells!!
    I think my back has started to go - I get that weird scrapping of joint feeling after I've been lifting things. Horrible pain.
    Sx

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    1. I want to emphasize that they did work, very effectively, for years. I just haven't died soon enough.

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  4. I'm so sorry you went through all that, Mr. P. It's probably time to use a different pharmacy.

    You're giving up the drugs, but at least you still have the sex and rock 'n' roll. To quote Meat Loaf: "Two out of three ain't bad."

    Anonymous, too

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  5. They should have notified you of their new opening hours, what the above commenter said, take your custom elsewhere. Didn't you have any back up drugs, the sort we all have stashed at the back of our underwear drawer?

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    1. Can't talk, got to go look in my underwear drawer.

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  6. Wondering if the next post will be titled “In which we insert”….

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