It also apparently spoke to some genius named Longmire, who put together a page of pretty hilarious parodies. Here's my fave below, but you can go here to see the rest. They’re worth it.
http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/


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Is that R.I.P. my bodice?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, Lord of the Hissy Fits down there
could hissy fit me any day.
And he's wearing a kilt! hoo hoo!
ReplyDeleteNo, no, honey it' not R.I.P. it's just my incredibly poor typing once again. Isn't "bodice ripper" a derisive term for this genre? Something like that. I suppose the joke would have been funnier if I actually knew what I was talking about, but I never let that stand in my way.
ReplyDeleteoh, and here I was worried that you were putting your bodice to sleep or something.
ReplyDeleteThank goodness not.
And I have to say I do love a man in a kilt.
Too funny. I loved "The Blind and Buttonless Horseman."
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