Bow down before me, bitches; today is my birthday. To celebrate, R Man showered me with gifts up to and including gaily striped socks and a pressure cooker. I really am thrilled. I took a birthday nap this afternoon and now we're headed out for dinner at Foreign Cinema, a joint that exudes glamour and high times like Gloria Swanson in heat.
Yeay!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNeely O' Hara and April Ames send their love.
We're all taking naps her together in your honor, (though Neely is hogging the covers,and April smells like an ashtray)
Happy Birthday Gloria!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Ms. Swanson!!!!
ReplyDeleteSwanson or Vanderbilt, it's all good. And so are YOU! Happy Birthday, sweetie!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Belated Birthday Dahling!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday MR. Peenee!
ReplyDeleteSorry I'm late, but that's the story of my life... Anyway, May all your wishes come true, including more champagne and more houseboys!
Happy belated B-day Miss Peenee! May all your whorish dreams come true!
ReplyDeleteWhat Ray Ray is saying is that you're never too old to dream!
ReplyDeletei am late late late
ReplyDeleteive been offline for a few days
but still, a very happy. atta girl
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