Friday, September 2, 2011

Before and After Pornster

Darlings. I stumbled on this totally scary image over at Infomaniac's; it appears to be an accessory to give a man (or rather, a person with a penis) the startling effect of having a cameltoe. If that is your desire in life, then you have come to the right place, you lucky freak, you.

Of more interest to me is the model since I swear it is the gone-to-seed remnants of a Colt model I used to be wild for who operated under the completely ridiculous name of "Beau Wheeler."
For some other jobs he tamed it down to James somethingortheother, but he'll always be Beau to me.

So, look at the face. Come on, you can do it. Don't you think I'm right? My, how the mighty have fallen.


  1. Before the 1st pic he did some very nice DVD's for Koalaswim; shaved bush and all. He was trim and handsome in a goofy sort of way. Now he looks bloated, medication?

  2. That first picture is frightening on so many levels.

    Gone to seed, indeed!

  3. Never mind the face - what happened to his schlong? Jx

  4. That bitch! He used to be younger than me and, bloat and all, he still is. I'm pissed!
    It's him. Oh, it's him.

  5. Age, too much sun, and too many beers may not have been kind to his face, but the body doesn't look all that bad. . .

    . . .until you see where he's wearing his hernia belt. He oughtta see a doctor about that.

  6. Oh yes, that is definitely him:

  7. ”Don't you think I'm right?”

    I most definitely do.

    On a happier note, I think you may have created a detection technique for the early onset of Alzheimer’s disease in our growing population of old queens.

    “Mr. Peenee’s Pornstar Face Recognition Memory Game”

  8. I loved Beau Wheeler, and we were going to be married, but I couldn't find him to make my introduction or tell him of my plan. But after seeing those pictures on MJ's pages, I now know that it was a mistake not to try harder to find him and save him from strap on emmasculaition.

  9. Maybe what's happened to the face is a direct result of wearing the penis-be-gone belt????


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