Also, let me repeat, I HATE BLOGGER'S NEW CHANGES TO POSTING. HATE, HATE, HATE. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU.
Trying to place photos in a post is hemroidly painful.
Fucking Blogger.
There are days when waking up takes all the energy I have. I lie there, nothing more than a lump in bed, and try to bargain with my bladd...
Miss Janey couldn't agree more. As well, Miss J can't figure out how to NOT have her real name show up on her blog.
ReplyDeleteI hate it too. I can't find anything. And worse, you can tell that this is a "redesign and make it look pretty" change and not one to make life simpler. Having worked in software development I know how this happens and used to watch designers fuck things like this up all the time.
ReplyDeleteBut then again, if you aren't changing with the times, then you're doomed.
mine just changed the other day too. just ridiculous.
ReplyDeletegoogle, blogger, whoever they are, they'll only be
satisfied when they can include their link in my obituary.
There's an option to use the old Blogger interface, ladies. That's what I've been using, because the new one is almost as hateful as last Monday's episode of RuPaul's Drag Race.
ReplyDeleteOMG. Mr. P, back away from the computer slowly and gently. Ask one of the houseboys to mix a pitcher of Electric Lemonade, Harvey Wallbangers, Zombies, or some such for you. Entice the Evil and Adorable One to administer some therapeutic purrs. Call your doctor or an appropriate toll-free hotline if needed.
ReplyDeleteThen, get a good night's sleep. In the morning, search for the name and e-mail (or home) address of Google's CEO, and give him/her/it a piece of your mind (and a truckload of rotting roadkill, if you think it wise).
Oh for heaven's sake.
ReplyDeleteFollow these instructions to return to the old Blogger Dashboard:
Look in the top right hand corner of your dashboard, under your profile photo.
See the widget symbol to the right of the box that says “English”? Hover your mouse over the widget and you’ll see that it says “Blogger options.”
Click the widget and scroll down to “Old Blogger Interface.” Click on it and you’ll be returned to your old Dashboard.
I know, right? Get these old people in front of a computer and they just freak out!
DeleteI'm going to smack you with my walker. Plus, knowing computer geekness as I do, how long do we thing "Old Blogger Interface" is going to be around?
DeleteThe only Walker I want to be smacked by is Nancy! Or possibly Jimmy.
DeleteOh, geez, I guess I'm old, too. Carry on.
How about Karen Walker?
DeleteOr Johnny?
DeleteOld blogger will soon be put to pasture, but that word verification bull shiz is here to stay.
ReplyDeleteAnd i could kill it.
I hear your pain Mr P!
ReplyDeleteBugger is a law unto itself... Fuck anyone who wasn't born with a keyboard in their mouth!
I'm a refugee from MySpace, which I quit big-style when they pissed around with the blog templates. I spent six bloody months painstakingly recreating every one of the blogs I'd posted on MS onto Blogger. Now Google is pissing about with this site - I hope I don't have to repeat the process! I'm with you, Mr Peenee, at the barricades! Jx
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