Actually, I suppose I need to start paying more attention to this whole getting-elected-pope business, but I just got distracted by porn.
Still, I'm back on it, trust me. I hear the cardinals are mostly in place, probably comparing shoes and playing Who's Got the Cutest Prelate.
I prefer the popes that went with names that played up some personal trait, thus all those Piuses and Innocents and Clements. While I think that may be a little too obvious ("Look at me! I'm all pious and stuff!") I'm sort of leaning towards either Pope Lucky or Pope Sassy. Certain of our dedicants would be allowed to address us as "Pope SassyPants."
|I spent way too long trying to Google the translation of SassyPants into Italian. I suppose I'll just have to stick to sign language.