“Brevity is the soul of lingerie.” ― Dorothy Parker.
"Musclepussy is the raison of go-go boys." - mrpeenee.
And how do you turn off this fucking auto-correct, which has been fighting me over "schmatta" like it's a matter of honor.
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Schmatta. Goddam It, Schmatta.
I sort of love that they refer to these scraps of schmatta as "swimwear" when, obviously, they are go-go boy lingerie.
“Brevity is the soul of lingerie.” ― Dorothy Parker.
"Musclepussy is the raison of go-go boys." - mrpeenee.
And how do you turn off this fucking auto-correct, which has been fighting me over "schmatta" like it's a matter of honor.
“Brevity is the soul of lingerie.” ― Dorothy Parker.
"Musclepussy is the raison of go-go boys." - mrpeenee.
And how do you turn off this fucking auto-correct, which has been fighting me over "schmatta" like it's a matter of honor.
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Evidently spell correct is a goyum.
ReplyDeleteI think if I, the goyest of goys, know the damn word, spellcheck should too.
Delete"From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first." - Bertolt Brecht
ReplyDeleteJx
PS Spell-check comes with your browser. Just right-click and you can un-tick it to turn it off.
Okey dokey, thanks.
DeleteMaybe it wouldn't autocorrect if you used only one "t". I've always seen it spelled "schmata". But then I'm from near Chicago, location central for one of the country's most infamous simplified spelling campaigns, so what do I know?
ReplyDeleteNope, definitely two t's. I know cause I looked it up once autocorrect started pouting about it.
DeleteSchmatta, schmata....let's take the whole thing off.
ReplyDeleteI think with that one in the top photo, "on" and "off" are a pretty arbitrary point. Although an important one.
ReplyDeleteglad to pop in here and see you are still blogging, mr. peenee! x o
ReplyDeleteNice to have ya girl.
DeleteI'd rather die than correct Mr. Peenee, but I'm going to risk it. It's because the correct Yiddish spelling is 'schmatte'.
ReplyDeleteCindy Adams of the New York Post used to say, witheringly, 'She calls that a dress? It's a schmatte!'.
Schmatte. While Google proves that you're quite correct, auto-correct still doesn't like it. Cookie's quite correct, obviously WASP centric editing.
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