As such things will do, the conversation eventually drifted over to masturbation. Doesn't it always? A problem with consistently making an idiot of myself is that people don't know when I'm being serious, so when I announced "I think masturbation is life affirming," our dear old friend just laughed, but I wasn't joking. Spanking one's monkey is pleasure for pleasure's sake and what could be more life affirming than that? For once, you're not trying to prove anything to anyone, no one is keeping score, all the crap that keeps you down is momentarily put aside in favor of me, myself and I: my favorite three musketeers. Nothing but you and whatever filth your id feels like dredging up.
Still, word has reached us that some consider the art of self love with distaste. I say if God was against jacking off, why would he provide us with opposable thumbs and porn? Are these people waiting for permission? If so, mrpeenee hereby grants you the right too all the squeeze play you want. So here's to lightening the load. Go ahead and rub one out right now. Think of this as my christmas present to all of you.
Joyeux Noël
I was getting a little Woodrow reading this post and then you gave me permission, now I'm uptight & outtasight... I guess I need the guilt and shame just to perform, forbidden fruit & all that.
ReplyDelete(I saved the tasty picture for later though)
Whatever works for you. I prefer the imbalance of power between a rich old man and a muscled and affordable youth, but that's just me.
DeleteYou forgot to mention the added benefit of hand-warming, although precum can make things tricky during subzero photographic adventures.
ReplyDeleteI regard your frisky snowman work as nothing short of superhuman.
DeleteI like to think of it as "meditation"
ReplyDeleteWhy I haven't manifested that model inti my bedroom yet I'm not sure
Center yourself darling, center.
DeleteJacking off? Between my tryst I get more than enough of my time in doing it. I regard it as a art form!!!! Btw, I be been enjoying you lovely post on the redo of your New Orleans home. Stunning!!!!!!! And I must say exquisite taste on selections. Will you be jacking off on the sofa?????
ReplyDeleteAre you out of your mind?!?!? That couch cost more than my first apartment did. Besides you know what sticky stain jizz is.
DeleteI'm black and blue all over with my daily beatings.
ReplyDeleteSounds like an old Dinah Shore song.
Deletedear mr. peenee- he never takes, only gives.
ReplyDeletea joyous jack-off to you too!
I live to serve. My self usually.
Delete“Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.”
ReplyDeleteI'm with Woody Allen on that one. Happy Wank-mas! Jx
Thank you sweetie. While I agree with the sentiment, I really find it hard to think of Woody Allen and masturbation together. Ick.
DeleteAlles Gute zum Neuen Jahr, Mr Peenee !
ReplyDeleteGood luck with the house and all.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteDr. Kham has really made me so much believe in him by getting me cured with his herbal treatment. i really appreciate you Dr. Kham for bringing back happiness to me again. thanks you so much, Friends join me to thank him for what he has actually done for me i pray to you all for a good life and good health, and most especially to you Dr. Kham THANKS.
ReplyDeleteI have been suffering from (HERPES SIMPLEX VIRUS) disease for the past four years and had constant pain, especially in my knees. During the first year,I had faith in God that i would be healed someday.This disease started circulating all over my body and i have been taking treatment from my doctor, few months ago i came on search on the internet if i could get any information concerning the cure of this disease, on my search i saw a testimony of someone who has been healed from (HERPES SIMPLEX VIRUS) by this Man Dr. Kham and she drop the email address of this man and advise we should contact him for any sickness that he would be of help, so i wrote to Dr. Kham telling him about my (HERPES SIMPLEX VIRUS) well after all the procedures and remedy given to me by this man few weeks later i started experiencing changes all over me. I am now here to testify that i am not longer a herpes patient, I have experience a total transformation in my life, for all herpes patients get your herbal medicine to cure your sickness. And there has being rapid improvement in my health, I no longer feel pains and I wake up each morning feeling revived. So friends my advise is if you have such sickness or any other at all,you can contact him.
CANCER
EPILEPSY.
GENPILENCIN.
HIV AIDS.
COPD
DIABETICS
STROKE.
EXPANDS OF PENIS BREAST
H.P.V TYPE 1 TYPE 2 TYPE 3 AND TYPE 4. TYPE 5.
HUMAN PAPAILOMA VIRUS.
HERPES.
SYPHILIS.
HEPATITIS A B and C.
Email: dr.khamcaregiver@gmail.com Or dr.khamcaregiver@outlook.com
His Wbesite: https://drkhamherbalhealingcenter.wordpress.com/
WhatsApp/Call number +2348159922297