I had initially thought I would photograph each piece for the site, but after almost 4 months of doing exactly Jack shit, I contracted with a photographer to come in and shoot them for me. So he was here this afternoon and managed in a little more than 2 hours to accomplish more than I was able to in 13 weeks.
He was very pleasant and very capable and I was glad of it. The schedule is that I will get the pictures back from him next week. I've already set up the site and will try to overcome the slacker inertia which is such a charming part of my personality so that I can load all the pictures up there. I will keep you naughty pusses abreast of developments.
He also came fully equipped with the affordable perfume so beloved by tradesman everywhere. When I owned my own home and had to deal with the maintenance there, I got to be so familiar with it, I came to think of it as eau d' plumber. I don't understand why any guy who comes to work on your place is guaranteed to arrive a few seconds behind a cloud of cologne. And not just any cologne, but one with a sharp pungency which drills through my nose into my sinuses and from there into my skull.
Both of the cats demonstrated their individual personalities when confronted with the photographer's invasion of their space. Toby was friendly and wanted pets and demanded to be allowed in the room where he was shooting just so he could keep an eye on things. Octavia was initially sort of skittish, but then decided she couldn't be bothered and went back to bed.
I'm looking forward to organizing the Super Agent Fred Memorial Free Art Giveaway. Initially when I was wrestling all of the pieces into my guest room, I thought there was about 50 or 60 of them. Today, it turned out there are, in fact, more than 200. So there's plenty to go around, no pushing please. But nobody is getting out of here without at least one.
Guys who are works of art:
#3 was hoping to find the manual gear shift
ReplyDeleteFive speeds baby, and all of them stick.
DeleteI hope Diane appreciates your efforts to clear the clutter from her room. (I'll take the last model, but that Jack Shit guy sure gets around, doesn't he?)
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, too
I have been all too familiar with Jack for years now.
DeleteThank you; I'll be there in but two weeks, hoping I can get from the door to my bed without destroying any of Fred's lovely pieces..
DeleteJock bigguns has a full ripe ass :)
ReplyDelete-CA jock
It is pretty asstastic, isn't it?
DeleteThere's "art", and then there's art - Mr Abs at #2, and the "plop" man at #5 for me, please! Oh, and a piece of Fred's artwork, if you can arrange postage and packaging 5,350 miles across the world, of course. Jx
ReplyDeleteI would ship his art farther than that in order to share it.
DeleteThe Peenee Gallery.
ReplyDeleteHas a nice ring to it.
That is GENIUS.
Delete"But nobody is getting out of here without at least one." ~ Oh, go on then. I'll take Abs Guy and Post-Solstice Beach Guy, but if I detect even the slightest waft of eau d' plumber I'm sending them back.
ReplyDeletePossibly slightly used.