Monday, August 20, 2007

The Sordid Side of Sordidness

These are the Carlson twins (the naked ones. I don’t know who the gropey girls are.) They seem so determined to assure every one of God’s creatures that they are not queer, nosiree, that they get on my nerves even as I admire their flawless buttocks.

If Fabulon is the fabulous planet, then these boys are from some bizarro opposite planet of homophobes making a buck off of peddling their joint pussies to the gays they’re so rigorous about denying. It is the planet Fabuless.

3 comments:

  1. I was hoping for pages and pages under your "muscle pussy"
    file.

    Drat.

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  2. I'll be happy to start loading 'em up. Nothing I like better than M.P.

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  3. well, load up the muscle pussies and fire!

    (wait, that doesn't sound quite right, does it?)

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