Amazingly, I too can spot a homo at 50 paces; it’s a little known talent I have honed over the years of looking for them. Actually, I can do it at more than 50 paces and can sometimes sniff ‘em out around a corner, but unlike Siggy, I don’t like to brag. It’s so unladylike.
My fans ask, “How, mrpeene, how can you do this? Tell us your secrets, we beg you.” Well, first there’s the passion amongst fruitcakes for fashion. Often, they will even shave their heads in order to fit in among the stylish set. Then there is the smirking, come-hither expression they hone to perfection, curving their consciously luscious lips into an inviting smirk. Finally, poofter poses are almost always a dead give-away; for example, they will often press their palm to the back of their neck in order to flex their bicep, give a peak of their nasty little pit and simultaneously pay homage to one of the icons of their perversion, the Betty Grable pin-up look. A demonstration, below:
Obviously, queer as Paul Lynde’s hairdresser. It’s also Siegmund Heil. Cute huh? Well, you know, for a moron, anyway.
http://www.siegheil.us/blog/_archives/2007/8/28/3190512.html
Queerer than a pink poodle with a rhinestone collar.
ReplyDeleteHA!
ReplyDeleteDon't even get me started!
You did well, Mr. Peenee.
thank you, thank you, thankyouverymuch.
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong that I want to watch him do unspeakable acts with Larry Craig? Dressed like a french maid?
ReplyDeleteYes, it is.
ReplyDeleteBut it would be perfectly fine for you to want to watch him do unspeakable acts
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Larry Craig while in a French maid's costume.
Nothing wrong with that at all.
OK, wait a minute. I just got it. This guy's name is SIEG HEIL??? I think that tells us more than enough about his character. Wonder how he feels about, oh, THE ARYAN NATION!!!
ReplyDeleteIt takes all kinds of people to make a world. All kinds of really fucked-up people, apparently.
Those lips, those eyes, that air of repressed buttboy just waiting to burst forth. ooh.
ReplyDeleteJust the sort of face one wants to sit on...
ReplyDeletefor a number of reasons
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