Our very sweet houseboy, Anicius Manlius Boethius, whose ability to organize the porn collection is rather spotty, I’m afraid, was planning to run away from home and head over to “Are You There, Blog, It’s Me Stephen.” I believe I might have mentioned in the past that that hussy Stephen is a Bad Influence. Any way, I pointed out to Anicius that he had once again mislaid his panties and by the time he found some, he had forgotten about Stephen, thankfully, and wandered off to put together a hot game of shuttlecock.
All’s well that ends well, huh?
Well, I may not have ended up with Ani (so to speak), but where do you think he mislaid his panties in the first place? :)
ReplyDeleteIn fact, I'm wearing them. Right now. Around my neck. So I can enjoy the smell.
"Bad Influence" is the understatement of the decade!!! :)
I'm going to have to change that damn combination again.
ReplyDeleteDon't you have to go be some damn genie or fairy or something? Shoo.
ReplyDeleteHot shuttlecock---my favorite kind!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, try singing the words "Houseboy on the Lam" to the tune of "Riders on the Storm". Quite catchy.
Sorry to disturb Mr. Peenee... But May I ask how do you play
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I usually use both hands.
ReplyDeleteWhat a tasty little butt!
ReplyDeleteStill I didnt understand. But I guess it involves hands and a butt? Anyway, thanks so much for helping me increase my english vocabulary!
ReplyDeleteNoelia, I'm sorry, I was teasing. Shuttlecock is another name for badminton.
ReplyDeleteIt will be my new favorite word!
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand...I feel so silly! I said it must involve hands and a butt! LOL!
I should keep my mouth shut sometimes! :P
Your English is much better than my Spanish, which consists mostly of "Piso Mojado" and "Que tal."
ReplyDeleteHe passed me on Valencia this afternoon. I tried to act like I didn't notice that he had nothing on but a skateboard on his back.
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