Saturday, November 14, 2009

This Just In:

Who knew marmots could incite such passion? Comments in the previous post revealed sordid vaudeville acts, bizarre publications and the fact that MJ was preparing to give birth to a Canadian marmot (which she’s looking to unload, if you’re interested.) My, my, the things a simple blog brings to light.

But you guys, wait, there’s a better way to discover the dirty little secrets of possible psychotics. The Magic Nine ball answers all. Sure, the skeptics can jeer, but just this evening, I asked it “Did that muscley Thai rent boy/masseur give me the clap?”

and it answered “Bet everything on it.” OHMYGOSH, isn’t that eerie? It’s obviously in touch with the Higher Plane; insights like that don’t just roll off a marmot’s back you know.

4 comments:

  1. I just asked it, "Did Mr. Peenee get the clap from the Thai rent boy?" and it responded...

    "Outlook is good"

    That confirms it.

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  2. Thank you so much dear. How's your marmot going?

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  3. My beaver is taking up all my time at the moment.

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  4. I keep asking, "should I wear blue or green tomorrow?", but it keeps telling me, "Peenee got the clap from a Thai rent boy."
    I'm taking that as "green."

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