Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Something Wrong with Strippin?

So many, many people ask me "mrpeenee, what is your favorite big muscial about a psychotic mother pimping her daughter out into a life of quasi-prostitution?" I laugh tinklingly and reply "Oh, that would be Gypsy."

Take it away Miss Mazeppa:

Once I was a schleppah....
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12 comments:

  1. PrincessNovember 2, 2011 at 11:09 PM

    Oh.... I thought you were talking about the Kardashhounds....

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  2. mrpeeneeNovember 2, 2011 at 11:21 PM

    It's a fine line, dear.

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  3. JonNovember 3, 2011 at 12:59 AM

    "...But I do it with a horn!!!" Fabulous! Jx

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  4. ilduceNovember 3, 2011 at 2:32 AM

    Gypsy had some talent, or at least personality whereas those kardashounds have neither.

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  5. The MistressNovember 3, 2011 at 4:05 AM

    My long ago trumpet lessons can now be put to good use.

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  6. TopherNovember 3, 2011 at 7:05 AM

    BUMP IT WITH A TRUMPET!

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  7. designing wallyNovember 3, 2011 at 7:08 AM

    If you gotta bumpit, bumpit with a trumpet...

    (I really need to get a gimmick)

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  8. JulianaNovember 3, 2011 at 9:35 AM

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  9. JulianaNovember 3, 2011 at 9:41 AM

    Oh how I have Bumped in many dumps, and am very nearly dead from it.

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  10. jasonNovember 3, 2011 at 2:39 PM

    yeay!
    only my very favorite musical!

    Though it's really hard for me to identify with Gypsy and her domineering, demanding mother, however.
    Yep. Um really hard.

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  11. Anonymous, tooNovember 3, 2011 at 7:37 PM

    This fascination with "Gypsy" will last only until "The True Adventures of a Texas Cheerleading Mom" is made into a musical, with music and lyrics by Stephen Sondheim and Green Day. Likely to be starring Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, with Lyle Lovett as the arresting officer.

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  12. ayeM8yNovember 7, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    I always enjoyed "Pretty Baby" with Brooke and Susan.

    Oh wait that's not a musical.

    My routine used to be climbing the pole, hanging upside down then lighting the birthday candles attached to my nipples. Then a couple back handsprings ending with a splits and a leg on each side of your face with my cooter in the middle.

    It was always worth a quick two bits.

    Gotta have a gimmick.

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