Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Ahoy, Matey

Avast!  We here at mrpeenee, Inc.  would like to remind you to get yerself a Polly, prepare to be boarded,  blow me down, surrender your booty and walk the longarm, September 19 is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

talklikeapirate.com/

13 comments:

  1. who needs to talk with tights like that?

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  2. Don't you mean
    "Oh heeeeeeeeeeeeey, matey!"?

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    1. Given Mr. P's long residence in New Orleans, I think he meant "Voulez vous, avec moi, c'est soi?"

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  3. If you don't stop banging that gong, Saki may make you go from saying "Arrrrrgh!" to screaming "Owwwwwwwwww!"

    With that caveat in mind, have a happy "Talk Like a Pirate" Day.

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  4. kabuki would like to hoist his missenmast. ahoy indeed

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  5. This one time on International Talk Like A Pirate day I was Polly Wannacracker of the Wannacracker's department store chain and I was a lady, A lady who wandered the docks of the bay late at night talking like a pirate to pirates.

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    1. What do you mean "This one time..."? Sounds like your regular Wednesday evening.

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  6. Let's see, he used to be a Colt model in the late 1970s and if recall, he had an incredible ass. His first name was Frank. I feel really old.

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    1. old my aunt fanny. you are just a child, recounting stories from your odd Uncle Frederich. And may kabuki add that you look marvelous!

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    1. That is he! Back when porn actors were hot and hung and Colt was the sign of quality.

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