What's striking is the difference between Steve and my cat Saki. Saki is a vicious little shit (he has a permanent big red "CAUTION" on his file at the vet's and two of my Thanksgiving guests ignored my sternly worded warning to leave him alone, to their later bleeding regret. In their defense, he is adorable. But vicious.) Steve, on the other hand, is the most amenable, affectionate, sociable cat I've ever run across. But while I can always get medicine down Saki's gullet with nothing more than a general air of irritation from him, Steve turns into a whirling dervish, bucking and astonishingly adept at keeping the dropper out of his mouth. He's fast for an old codger. At least he doesn't try to scratch. I shudder to think of the damage that Saki could dish out if he disliked getting dosed the way Steve does.
Also, I have a hard time blaming Steve; the medicine smells strongly like old bananas and seems to be upsetting his stomach. Antibiotics do the same thing to me, so I'm sympathetic. Still, his coughing sneezing fits sling cat snot widely, so the sooner all this is behind us the better.
Anyway, here I am granma peenee pottering around with the cats in a frumpy cardigan while Fred is out terrorizing queer bars. NOT THAT I MIND. Of course not. It's just when I pictured minding pussy in my dotage I was thinking more along the lines of this.
I love the astonished look on that big lug's face when things get out of hand, so to speak.
Or this
Or something.
What's the title of that film?
ReplyDelete"Spunk Factory?"
"Three Groins and a Fountain" Jx
DeleteNo, I think its Factory Spunk.
DeleteI have no idea what the title might be, I only hope the cameraman was wearing goggles.
DeleteAdministering feline medicine is a torture method that should be used at Guantanamo.
ReplyDeleteAlso: sheesh, what a frick'n gush load!
only thing i can think to say is, "oh yeah."
ReplyDeleteIgnoring the video, I can only say that I find it hard to believe that Saki is willing to take his medicine and Steve is not. You're living in the Bizzaro Feline World.
ReplyDeleteAre you still with us, Mr. Peenee?
ReplyDeleteI'm concerned that you may have caught cat scratch fever.