Thursday, June 14, 2012

Infomaniacless

Tech teams rush to save Infomaniac MJ's laptop computer.  Recovery efforts have been hampered.  "We never expected the drunken skag to swallow it," said Horace Pfellows, RMC Disaster Squad commander

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  1. don't know about you, but life really hasn't prepared me for situations like this.

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  2. It's all a ploy.

    Meanwhile I haven't posted in months.

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  3. Seems that we're all having withdrawls...

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  4. The least you could have done is shaved me before the paparazzi arrived!

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  5. What did it take to get the laptop out of MJ? The Heimlich maneuver? Petromalt? Strong emetics and an enema? Demonic posession, a la Linda Blair's best-know role? A kiss from any recent Republican presidential candidate?

    Enquiring minds want to know. Especially as this one is too lazy and cheap to go to the 7-11 and see if any sleazy tabloid printed the answer in between news of the Kardassians and ads for all-natural, organic ways to increase one's bra size.

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  6. she should know not to buy canadian electronics. look what happened to Anne Murray. sad

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  7. Could we PLEASE move past this train wreck and post something new?

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  8. Can we please..all..just...get along? And post new salacious details of our lives in peace?

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