In Which Mikey is a Hero

 

I've been having a difficult couple of weeks and was sort of stewing in my unhappiness when our old chum, Mikey from Chaturbate, texted me to share his outrage.  It seems that he had just found a pair of pet turtles that someone had thrown away in the garbage. 

Naturally, being the sweet, sweet boy he is, Mikey saved them.  He brought them home, gave them clean water and some fish food and, for all I know, affectionate little pet names.  I was absolutely appalled that someone would throw away living creatures like garbage.  

After venting the outrage he shared with me, Mikey said he was going to list them on a donation website to see if someone wanted to adopt them. And before we could even exchange more chatty texts, some lady had contacted him and asked for his little orphan turtles.

The whole exchange cheered me up immensely, which was something I definitely could use.  Two little baby turtles, cast out into a cold, hard world only to be saved by a pair of reptile lovin' strangers.  If that doesn't bring a tear to your eye, then you are just a hard-hearted doodoo head, you mammal.

Speaking of animal rescues, here:

Combining animal love and freaky sex, what could be better?

Ready for adoption, free to a good home.

Cute guys dancing in the sun can improve my mood too.

Diane von Austinburg is visiting and providing advice about nekkid guys.

She was demanding more "daddies"

And thus, Freddy Miller, daddy-at-large.

Ian Cage, big and beautiful