Our handyman, Fabian, wants everyone to rest assured that he should have the new water feature in our patio set and poured shortly.
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And then the water sports may commence!
ReplyDeleteDoes he have bird shit on his ass?
ReplyDeletesweetie, it's a big splat of something white and gooey on his massive, firm buttocks. Bird shit is not the first thing that comes to my mind, but that's just me.
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