Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Houseboy Sitting


Gunther Florian, our houseboy Best Boy, reminds me to ask if anyone would be wiling to just pop in while we're out of town to keep an eye on the houseboys. All you'd have to do is change the water, review their underpants, and keep that awful thombeau from sneaking in and instigating another Sissy Boy Slap Party. One more round of those and I swear, I'm going to be driven to distraction. And Jason, TOA, joe*to*hell, wesley and ronda, that applies to you as well. I have all your fingerprints on file and I'll be inspecting the boys for them when I get back.

Anyway, if you could, I'd appreciate it ever so much.

9 comments:

  1. Houseboys, homeboys, without me they'll be throwing a Sissy Boy Hissy Fit!

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  2. I see the face of god in ass on that ass on the left.

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  3. Silly Michael,
    that's just your reflection.

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  4. How did I get dragged into the group of suspects? I've always treated the HBs with utmost respect.

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  5. And how long did you say you were going to be gone?

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  6. You have never fooled me with that oh-so-innocent air. Your sister is a barrel rider, the taint is in the blood.

    We leave on Saturday and return on Tuesday. Three days of hiding in the basement.

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  7. I'll send good thoughts eastward. Even though you don't trust me.

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  8. all good thoughts are appreciated. I'm sure I'll need them.

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