Wednesday, July 16, 2008

My Mouth is Moving, I Must be Working


I had to go make a little speech to a bunch of IRS agents this afternoon about what my agency does or outreach efforts to the business community or intra-agency collaboration or fashion tips or something or the other, who knows? I never write out presentations, I just get up and start talking and hope for the best. At some point, inevitably, a part of me will think "I wonder what I'm saying?" But you know, you just keep rolling and when they clap you can go home.

Hello, my name is mrpeenee and I'd like to thank you for asking me here today....

3 comments:

  1. I love astral projection to far off locales when I accept engagements for public orations.

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  2. Perhaps if you imagined your audience as naked...

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  3. "My mouth is moving, I must be working,"
    said the hooker to the fly.

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