
Of course, houseboy Telesphorus Benignine is wild for the car he got for Christmas. He is just so cute making all his little vroom, vroom noises. He's called it the Mystery Sausage Wagon. I don't know why.
Oh goddamit. Once again, some fucking THIEF has swiped my credit card number. This happens on the regular so often that I am no longer i...
Very nice. Very nice indeed.
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