Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Next

Bloggers:
Do you sometimes feel guilty about not posting frequently enough? Do you occasionally feel that your posts just lack a certain oomph? The answer is right here at the top of this page, right where it says "Next Blog." I'm sure everyone realizes that's a random trail through terror and madness that will click you on through to various and sundry blogs. Ninety percent of them have as their most recent post something along the lines of "Sorry I haven't put anything up in a While!" The post will be several months old. "My adorable kids sure take up all my time! Ha ha!"

Believe me, after you've stared at just a few of these gems, you'll start feeling ever so much better about your own efforts. Try it now. Everyone likes to be smug.

If you do stumble across something massively witty, it's not my fault. Just let us know about it. But no Stale Mom Blogs, please.

My adorable houseboys sure take up all my time! Ha ha!


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8 comments:

  1. The MistressNovember 2, 2010 at 11:52 PM

    I tried "next blog" and was snubbed by a certain Annie and Josh.

    The message read as follows:

    This blog is open to invited readers only
    http://annieandjoshes.blogspot.com/

    It doesn't look like you have been invited to read this blog. If you think this is a mistake, you might want to contact the blog author and request an invitation.

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  2. jasonNovember 3, 2010 at 3:56 AM

    I meant to click on that boy's ass, but missed. (typical)

    This is where I ended up:


    http://accomplishedwoman.blogspot.com/

    Now I have anxiety that I will never be an accomplished woman. Great.

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  3. Michael GuyNovember 3, 2010 at 6:50 AM

    I hear you. One would think that between certifying for unemployment benefits and lackluster wank fests I'd write more robust blog posts. Alas, it's just not in me of late.

    Or early.

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  4. Miss JaneyNovember 3, 2010 at 11:52 AM

    Christ... don't Annie & Josh know who the Mistress MJ IS??? Miss J would rather be invited to tear her own eyes out then do so than be "invited" to look upon their coupley little blog!

    Miss J actually feels more guilt about not visiting the blogs of others than neglecting her own. Thanks, Mr. P, for helping her through.

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  5. mrpeeneeNovember 3, 2010 at 12:27 PM

    I think we should all barrage annie and josh with request to be invited to their no doubt adorable little blog. We can explain we were led there by a link on a particularly filthy fetish site.

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  6. mrpeeneeNovember 3, 2010 at 12:27 PM

    And what is the point of an "Invitation only" blog? Isn't that just email?

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  7. mrpeeneeNovember 3, 2010 at 12:32 PM

    And Jason, Accomplished Woman included this item on a To Do list she put up as a post:

    "Chex Party Mix, made and froze"

    I don't think we're talking about Condoleza Rice accomplished women here.

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  8. normadesmondNovember 3, 2010 at 5:40 PM

    mr. pee, you are absolutely right!

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