
We're thinking about turning our bio into a big Broadway musical. Or a puppet show. As long as there's lots of jazz hands
Capital One, my credit card company of choice, is always looking out for me, fussing one might say. Recently the old dear sent me an email...
and a casting couch, I hope.
ReplyDeleteShouldn't this bio piece be a penis puppet show?
ReplyDeleteSounds like a hand job no matter what!
ReplyDeleteSock puppets?
ReplyDeleteWorks for me! ;)
ReplyDeleteMarionettes, and Miss J will pull the strings and shriek, "Dance, Monkeys! DANCE!"
ReplyDeleteSpace Pirate? More like Butt Pirate.
ReplyDeleteI think it is a splendid idea with lots of interest for all audiences. You might save money during these tough times by considering using animals & illegals to flesh out the cast.
ReplyDeleteI am interested in contributing my sizable talents.
I was going to say that puppets scare me, but now I want to be Miss Janey's assistant.
ReplyDeleteI want dress circle seats for opening night.
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