Random koala or mrpeenee? You decide. |
Tragically, most certainly not mrpeenee. |
The only difference is that the bears get lots of fresh air, what with being relegated to the outdoors, and exercise from falling out of eucalyptus trees and I, on the other hand, refuse to leave the house. I'm sort of a shut-in koala, existing on cinnamon rolls and chocolate milk. THIS HAS GOT TO STOP. Mostly because I just finished off the last of the cinnamon rolls.
Also, I'm not sure how most koalas feel about mormon boy porn, but I am still all for it.
We need to reinstate seating in the garden; that way you could at least get some fresh air without leaving the property. And I'd threaten to come out and cook, but I'm afraid you'd get mad when I tried to wake you for dinner.
ReplyDeleteYou just have to adjust to a vampire schedule. Midnight cinnamon rolls
DeleteOh, God - I long for the Life Koalan. Retirement is just a few tantalizing years away, and I plan to laze the hell out of it.
ReplyDelete"The Life Koalan" certainly has a ring to it.
DeleteDo you have Seasonal Affective Disorder? Craving sugars, excessive sleeping, etc.
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm just lazy. Plus, I think California is pretty immune.
Deletefun norma fact: back in the 70s-early80s,
ReplyDeletei worked at "koala bear haircutters."
stop laughing dear.
So did you cut koalas or did you provide dos that resembled them?
DeleteOn the upside, koalas smell like eucalyptus cough drops.
ReplyDeleteYou may be a shut-in koala, but you're a FABULOUS shut-in koala!
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