Thursday, August 22, 2024

In Which We Are Further Be-Catted

 



Dudes and dudettes, say hello to our newest kitty passenger, Toby.  Toby is a Leo and he's very fond of stinky cat food, long walks on the beach, and hates his cat carrier.  He is also a very, very enthusiastic digger in his cat litter box, to the point of it being some kind of civil engineering project.

He appears to be constructed out of some super secret, extra heavy cat material since he is only a little bigger than my old cat Saki, but feels like he weighs about twice as much.  How is that possible?  Cats, that's how.  For that matter, Octavia only weighs about 10 pounds but she's able to shed 20 pounds of cat hair on a given day.  How is any of that possible?  

Speaking of Octavia, how is she taking this new interloper?  There's no telling; Toby is currently quarantined in my bathroom and hisses at her when he senses her on the other side of the door.  I'm surprised, Toby is one of the world's sweetest kitties, so maybe he's just still shaken up from being transported.  Octavia just seems sort of befuddled.  She had only just gotten over the fervid excitement of a Diane von Austinburg visit and now this. 

I suppose time will tell, I'm going to leave him in my bathroom until cabin fever makes him willing to interact in a polite manner.  We'll see. 

Alley cat guys:

It's possible this is AI, the background seems sort of scrambled in that AI sort of way.


Diane was taking exception to so many of our naked guys being naked youths.  Not sorry.


Freaky cowboys: where were they when I was a baby gay in Texas?


Markus Bailette and his rump.


The classic Landing Pad pose.


The beefy backside boy.


For all you daddy lovers.


13 comments:

  1. Good luck with the catty introductions - hopefully fur won't fly.
    My cat used to do that in the litter tray, in the end I got a tray with a roof, which gave the cat some privacy and spared my floor.
    Sx

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    1. I want to see him actually dig through the bottom of the box. It's only a matter of time.

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  2. Oh, dear. What makes me think your next post will be about the amount of bites and scratches you have up your arms trying to handle two grumpy cats..? Jx

    PS "Naked youth" and "landing pad" for me, please.

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    1. Fortunately, Saki got me fully prepared for whatever these amateurs can dish out.

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  3. So much here...You're turning into a childless cat lady! All the digging is Toby's way of saying the toilet's broken. Many cat books and blogs have tips on introducing cats to each other. The pet shop has synthetic feline pheromones that might calm your Mr. T. That first picture is as fake as a plastic daisy. Diane should start her own blog full of nekkid men. Did I forget anything?
    Anonymous, too

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    1. I think that pretty much covers it all, and thank you for that.

      Signed, the Childless Cat Lady Person.

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  4. A lot of pussy in that apartment now.

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  5. Congratulations on your new baby! He's a real looker.

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  6. Have you swapped Octavia for a grey one? Very wise, grey is such a versatile colour that goes with anything. It looks as though Toby has a touch of British Blue in him. I've met a few nicker sniffers in my time.

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    1. I would never surrender Octavia, I have simply expanded my cat horizons.

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