Friday, November 14, 2025

In Which Toby Frolics








My substantial collection of fancy Chinese Art Deco rugs is one of my favorite things I own.  It also suffered from Unfortunate Liquids when my late cat Octavia was so sick these last few week.  And so I shipped all the rugs off to be washed and I'm looking forward to a stinky-free future soon.  

The floor here is that fake wood flooring in a gray taupe non-color that is so popular with all the hip kids who have had their taste eliminated by the internet.  The rugs add a welcome amount of color and texture and keep my little tootsies warm, but I hadn't realized they also have been suppressing my cat Toby's entertainment. 

Since the fake wood floors hard slick surface has been revealed, Toby has been gleefully chasing and pouncing on toys he previously ignored.  The toys skitter in a way that makes him crazy.  I had thought Toby didn't really like toys, but it was just that he didn't have the right arena for his skills. 

Usually whenever I try to interest Toby in some toy time, he looks at me like he's concerned for my mental well-being.  He seems slightly insulted when I throw a ball towards him or try to get him to chase some stuffed little mouse.  And yet, when I later walk back in the room there will be toys scattered everywhere indicating some bacchanal has occurred without me.  It hurts my feelings a little bit.  

But for the next week or so, Toby will have all the hunt and kill enrichment a little kitty could ask for.  That catnip filled iguana had just better watch out. 

Men I'd like to play with:

The admirably meaty Brock Magnus.


There is nothing sexier than a man with pretty hair and a hot pussy who reads.


Humpiness is next to godliness.


Ready to rock.


Proof that I can appreciate aged beef.


Open for business.


Tasty

9 comments:

  1. When the rugs are back will you sometimes fold them over so that Toby can have a play?!
    Sx

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    1. That's a good suggestion, I hope I'm not too lazy to follow up on it.

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  2. It's all about playtime here today!

    I'll have "Mr Spectacles-and-Testicles" at #7, please... Jx

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    1. He seems very well put together. What ARE glasses such a sexy accessory?

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  3. Toby might need antidepressants when those rugs are back.

    (Is Mr. Humpiness about to disappear into the hedge like Homer Simpson?)

    Anonymous, too

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    1. Heeheehee, I hadn't considered that, but if he did, I'd be willing to follow him into the bushes.

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  4. Aw, spoil Toby with treats and loves. Animals having a blast are so cool.

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    1. Please don't encourage me. I am bad enough about spoiling him.

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  5. Beaux hommes callipygiques 4 et 6, prêts à être montés et baisés :)
    Bel homme 5, il a de sexpérience ! :)
    Et bel homme 7, très bien doté.
    -Beau Mec

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