Friday, March 20, 2026

In Which We Are Planted

 
I have no idea where I got the impression that the black plastic pots plants come in from the nursery are not suitable as long-term housing for the plants, but I have for decades been adamant about transferring them into what I believed were more suitable containers.  More informed gardeners and professional landscapers have insisted to me, using small words because they thought that's what I needed, that that is not true, that the black plastic pods are just fine.  But a) they're wrong and b) those cheap pots may be utilitarian, but, man, are they ugly and c) shut up. 

When I had my house and garden up in the canyon, my obsession with repotting was no big deal.  I had a big patio with plenty of room to work in and any mess I made (and I always made a mess) was easy to clean up with a hose and a broom.  Now that I have relocated to an apartment with only a few insolent house plants, my efforts at giving them a new, more attractive spot are considerably more difficult. 

The subject has unfortunately come up again because late last year I bought a really charming fiddle leaf ficus.  It has been a great addition to my tiny collection of house plants, and so I decided it was time to give it a real pot.   Repotting is not really very difficult, but since I have to pull it off in the kitchen, The whole operation is a little more complicated.

Especially since the ficus is fairly tall and the pot is sizable.  But I am a genius and also not all that fussy about the final product.  I always explain to any plant that has come into my grasp "You have two options: live or die." 

In the end, it all came out fine

Ficuses are notorious for going into shock if you move them around and then dropping all their leaves to prove have a delicate they are, but this one seems to be less crazed than that and I hope it will be happy in its new home. 

Boys I'd like to put in a pot:

Au naturel


Much like PhotoShopping, I have decided not to struggle against AI created beefcake.


Are these guys real?  They are real enough


If we can't tell easily if it's AI, then maybe it's not worth the grief of worrying.


AI slop?   I want to slop him



Classical

17 comments:

  1. This is a beautiful Fiddle Fig! I love them and have had several, and I have had no luck with any of them. For some reason, I have no luck with indoor plants. My talents must only be used for outdoor gardening.

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    1. Outdoor gardening is so much more amusing and also has so many more options. I miss my garden.

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  2. You could simply put the cheap pot into a slightly larger and more decorative pot...but the cheap pots often fall apart. I had one break before I even got the plant home!

    As for all those AI-generated men, you can have them. Please, take them. Take them far, far away.

    Anonymous, too

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    1. I forgot to mention that the pot the ficus came in was definitely too small and the ficus needed a bigger home.

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  3. Good to know you still have "green fingers", even if you don't have outside space any more!

    I hope boy #1 isn't AI slop, 'cos I could get "sloppy" with him... Jx

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    1. I know I complain about not having a yard any longer, but actually, five indoor plants is all the gardening I have energy for anyway.

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  4. I got rid of all the house plants a couple of years ago after a lifetime of having them. I don’t miss taking care of them in the winter. They would go out for the summer.

    I do have dahlia tubers in pots in the basement that I am bringing up to put on the south facing widow sills to get them going before they go out for the summer. This might be the last year I grow them.

    Real or illusion the health young men are nice to look at.

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    1. Dahlias are some of my favorite flowers. There's a charming bed of them in Golden gate Park that the dahlia society maintains.

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  5. Bel homme # 6- l’odalisque mâle classique :)
    -Beau Mec à Deauville

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  6. Infomaniac’s 20th anniversary is tomorrow for those who want to say hi to her annual post.

    https://theinfomaniac.blogspot.com/?zx=34a795cdf27cba29

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    1. Thank you for the reminder. The old hag is turning into some kind of Stonehenge for bloggers

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  7. I love that you're still gardening! God I remember how astounding the garden at your old place was. Just gorgeous. Looks like you still have a green thumb!
    Our man in the towel = Yummmmmm.

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  8. I always say I want house plants but my place is just too small and dark.

    Boy number 1 is jaw dropping! Number 3 is more like a jaw breaker!
    Please take the AI men away

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  9. Who needs Miracle-Gro with Peenee around??

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  10. I hope we'll see more of your fiddle leaf ficusin the Garden Photos Event later in the year?

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