My birthday is coming up soon and I will be 71 years old, to be mathematically exact. I had thought I would start ignoring any birthday that doesn't end in multiple 0s, but Diane von Austinburg offered to come out to help celebrate, and any visit from her is always something to look forward to so I am pretending to be a good sport about the whole sorry mess, but there had better not be any choruses of Happy Birthday. I hope she doesn't get caught up in the ongoing collapse of American airports. It's only a 3-hour flight out here from Austin and I would hate for her to spend more than that long waiting in line.
Another reason I am willing to acknowledge this anniversary is that my birthday this year falls on Easter Sunday. This is only the second time in all these years that that has happened, but it has been a near miss before. I remember when I was very young my mother made cupcakes that looked like little tiny Easter baskets
Isn't that adorable?
That was absolutely remarkable because my poor mother, god rest her sainted self, was not a very enthusiastic baker. With four kids and a crappy oven, it's hard to blame her. So yay for her cranking out a bunch of cupcakes with pipe cleaners as handles, jelly beans as Easter eggs, and tinted coconut as grass. I don't remember anything else about them particularly and I also don't remember my mother's reaction when I announced I do not like dried coconut. It's hard being a mom.
Also, completely unrelated to my birthday festivities, I wanted to mention that in comments generated by my recent post about the difficulty in understanding British accents, several of my English readers revealed their varying dialects. None of them were defensive about it, because all my readers are very nice people, and I appreciate their restraint since looking back at the post I realize I was, uhm, a tiny bit insensitive. I don't think I actually referred to anyone as having a speech impediment, but it was a near miss, so please accept my humble apologies. Having read their very English blogs for years, I had always assumed somehow that they all spoke with the most refined, poshest, received pronunciation, Agatha Christie inspired, BBC shipping news articulation. But it's a funny ol worl, innit?
Guys who need to be my birthday presents









Happy birthday, dear! You're only as old as the man you feel, they say - and there's a fine selection on show here today. Boing!
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PS Hope your birthday cake has no dessicated coconut anywhere. Evil stuff.
It is isn't it? It has the texture of something you find under an old carpet
DeleteHappy 50th anniversary of your 21st birthday!
ReplyDeleteWhen I feel the need to chuck up, due to over indulging on the grape I conjure up images of cakes with butter icing similar to those above, never fails.
I'm feeling extra whorish today, I'll have the lot.
Thank you for framing my birthday like that. And extra whorish is just what these boys should inspire.
DeleteHope you have a fabulous birthday... or as we say in Hawaii. "Hau'oli la hanau" wishing you many happy returns.
ReplyDeleteMahalo, sweetie, mahalo
DeleteEnjoy the birthday celebrations but remember to tip the go-go boys. Also, don't step in any presents Toby might cough up for you.
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I'll tell the boys you're in charge of the tipping fund.
DeleteAw, go have a nice cupcake in mom's memory, bubbe. Then put Mr. Behind into that conveniently placed steamer trunk and go have a fantastic birthday in Parts Sunny! XOO!!
ReplyDeleteConsider him packed up and ready.
DeleteHappy Birthday! Here is my present.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DWgv7USjbrC/?igsh=MXJvaWdmMjczODRndA==
I see that link doesn’t work. His name is hankowens and he is on Instagram if you have that.
DeleteGracious. Hank boy is one tasty, tasty bit. Thank you for such a lovely present
DeleteIs it alright with you if we send Birthday houseboys to the front door? I can make no promises how much they will be wearing.
ReplyDeleteSweetie I live in the middle of the Castro neighborhood. All sorts of boys in all sorts of undress are one of my favorite parts of the local landscape. By all means, bring them on.
DeleteHappy birthday for Sunday! (I'm happy to deal with any coconut for you if the need arises.) And fingers crossed for Diane von Austinburg's airport experiences!
ReplyDeleteP.S. I do speak "with the most refined, poshest, received pronunciation, Agatha Christie inspired, BBC shipping news articulation". Mostly.
It's only when I get cross that I might sound a bit like some of this lot.
I KNEW IT. About being posh, I mean. I especially liked the guy who announced something went "right up his boot"
DeleteHappy birthday!I'd love to have a British accent! Or, at the very least reduce my own. My fella's dad has a strong Cockney accent and it used to be be hard for me to follow him. I've grown used to it, but he'll never grow used to mine.
ReplyDeleteReally liked number 2 & 4
I shall be raising my glass (but not my ass) to you this evening. Happy birthday, Peenee!
ReplyDeleteI’ve been detesting birthdays for years. When those words begin to emerge from someone’s mouth I slowly shake my head. BTW, it’s Norma. Thrilled to know I’ve got a year on you . 😘
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