mrpeenee: an unauthrorized autobiography
Why does he have to tie you up to attach your HRT patch?
Isn't that what the directions say?
Is macrame making a comeback?
It went away?
In many parts of the world, yes. In Casa de Peenee, perhaps not.
Why get dressed up as a large impotent bamboo eating mammal that only fucks once a year? Seems very inappropriate.
That's because you haven't seen what some of the guys look like out of the panda suit. The costume's an improvement.
and they say gay life isn't warm and fuzzy.
"Warm and fuzzy" sounds like the symptoms of an unfortunate infection.
Saki is going to be soooo pissed off if you describe him as the symptoms of an unfortunate infection. He might try to bury you in the litter box.
It's a Panda Penis Parade....
I'm not sure if it's good or bad that I recognized OotC before I even got to your post. Especially because I was more distracted by the thrift store than anything else in the photo . . . .
Just one of the reasons we love you.
How do you get gelatin? Originally, it was just the boiled down remains of slaughtering, horns and hooves and fish heads, all the crap nobod...
Why does he have to tie you up to attach your HRT patch?
ReplyDeleteIsn't that what the directions say?
DeleteIs macrame making a comeback?
ReplyDeleteIt went away?
DeleteIn many parts of the world, yes. In Casa de Peenee, perhaps not.
DeleteWhy get dressed up as a large impotent bamboo eating mammal that only fucks once a year? Seems very inappropriate.
ReplyDeleteThat's because you haven't seen what some of the guys look like out of the panda suit. The costume's an improvement.
Deleteand they say gay life isn't warm and fuzzy.
ReplyDelete"Warm and fuzzy" sounds like the symptoms of an unfortunate infection.
ReplyDeleteSaki is going to be soooo pissed off if you describe him as the symptoms of an unfortunate infection. He might try to bury you in the litter box.
DeleteIt's a Panda Penis Parade....
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure if it's good or bad that I recognized OotC before I even got to your post. Especially because I was more distracted by the thrift store than anything else in the photo . . . .
ReplyDeleteJust one of the reasons we love you.
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