Saturday, December 17, 2011

Season's Greetings

Our dearly beloved Diane von Austinburg sent me the most luscious cashmere sweater. Soft coziness and lots of it, yummy. I was thrown off for a while when I opened the box because she signed the card "DvonA," and since the card was printed all in capitals it looked like this:


I assumed I had acquired a new tranny stalker boyfriend with good tastes in sweaters, which was sort of unsettling, except for the part about cashmere gifts. So I was relieved when my word puzzle skills kicked in and I was able to figure out who it actually was from.

Also, my new favorite drag name? DVONA. It's now replaced my former fave, Tann Ng Bedd, a good thing cause that one was just too hard.


A divine


  1. Come to think of it, Cash'meah Sweatah has a nice ring to it.

  2. I love Tann Ng Bedd.

    I may co-opt it!

  3. Sweetie, I am quite sure no one has ever mistaken me for a tranny stalker before!

  4. I shall adopt the moniker. No one in Bonnie Scotsland will know that I stole it from you, but stole it I did. Or steal. Stoled? Whevs. Nighty-night.


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