Oh no. Oh nononono. Is it to late to go back in time to October 4 in order to wish our old friend Ralph Happy Birthday. Sources claim he's 70, but that's in Gay Years. The old dear is charming and funny and I hate to consider what he must think about me standing him up. My most sincere regrets and here, have a houseboy on me.
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Happy birthday Ralph! Hope you enjoy the houseboy!
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Happy birthday dear Ralph - whoever you must be.
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