Everybody knows I like the porn, right? I have an archivist knowledge of the subject as well as an aficionado's fondness of it. So when the topic of Resse Rideout, porn person, and his being straight while professionally having sex with other men came up (on some really unfortunate VH1 show,) I was less than impressed. Plenty of guys doing the nasty in gay porn and other rent-type boys insist they are straight. Maybe they really are just interested in easy money, maybe they gots issues. Either way, I don't particularly care.
What struck me more in this instance was the substantial gap in appearance between the mister and his missus:
Reese, the kind of muscley smoothness and pretty face I'm so darn fond of.
Mme. Rideout, who looks like she would be someone you could turn to if you were interested in finding out the current price of crystal meth.
|Also, as a side note, there was a period when Reese Rideout's face looked sort of odd. I thought he had had cheap work done, but now seeing his charming wife, I wonder if, instead, it was recreational chemicals.
|Cause he's not gay. Heavens no.