Whenever I feel all Boohoo about my rapidly receding hairline, I try to remind myself that as a young nancy-boy-in-training, I desperately wanted Farrah Fawcett hair.
Instead, I rather looked like I was wearing Marcia Wallace's wig. Backwards.
So maybe it's no great loss.
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i used to use wella balsam so i could have farah fawcett hair!!!
ReplyDeleteI used to abuse the genuine Farrah Fawcett shampoo.
ReplyDeleteSo many parallels in this sad post, Farrah.
If it's any consolation I believe the people who retain their hair are the ones who actually need it to be passably attractive.
Even with a receding hairline I'm passably gorgeous.
been there
ReplyDeleteWell, Marcia Wallace had some fierce hair...backwards or forwards, so count yourself blessed.
ReplyDeleteI was just friended on facebook by a girl named Tera who, in 5th grade, created a sensation in our school upon her arrival because SHE is the one who brought Farrah hair to La Veta Elementary in Orange, CA. Oh, the memories.
ReplyDeleteWelcome, brother. We've been expecting you.
ReplyDeleteTera Fawcett?
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