Friday, March 20, 2009

Not Dead Yet

So I'm going to pretend all the snarky potshots taken in the comments section of my last post were simply playful attempts at humor, expressions of loving concern in disguise. The latest mrpreenee sickroom news: I'm still sick. Being the overachiever I am, I shot through the flu and wound up in bronchitis, from which I write, wheezing and hacking. And just how very not well are we? I am too sick to watch porn, that's how sick. Just kill me now.

We finished re-doing the guest room in the middle of my puniness and just in time for our friends Ehsan and Dennis to arrive. They were very flattering about the room, and have been most solicitous. I sent them off touring around with R Man this morning and we'll be going out for Thai food at the charming Grand Poo Bah shortly. Imagine, actually leaving the house. Except for a brief, ill advised attempt to return to work yesterday, where I wound up lying on the floor of my cubicle thinking maybe this wasn't such a great idea, I haven't been outside for more than a week. Still. I've started a round of very expensive antibiotics, so I expect to better pronto.

Maybe the Thai food will help. If not, I'm sure houseboy Aloysius Tregiautomy will.


  1. Well, I, for one, am hoping you're feeling back to better soon. Nothing worse than a sick peenee.

    Take care of yourself!

  2. hope you feel better!!! it sucks being sick,and not in a good way!!! too sick to watch porn??? holy mother of god...

  3. since you've been unable to watch any porn, let me get you up to speed...

    Nothing has changed.

    There. All caught up.

    Feel better soon!

  4. Please do not feel compelled to work your way up to pneumonia. I simply won't hear of it!

  5. So sorry that you have what I had last week. It's a bitch. Hope you're well very, very soon.

  6. Sorry to hear you're still sick, hope you recover very soon!

  7. I echo Thom's sentiment. And I'm jeolous that the boys from Michigan get to stay in my room before I do(there. It's really all about me.)!

  8. Yes, but think how svelte you'll look after this bout of illness! Nothing says 'youth' like a 29" waist. Just saying.

    PS - For chrissakes, feel better!


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