Monday, June 29, 2009

"Mexican Breakfast", Helpfully Explained

Wesley Darling (and whatever happened to HIM, anyway?) posted this on his blog ages ago, but you need it now, believe me.


  1. "Stand back, I'm ovulating!"

    I did that move just today. Worked, too.

  2. Why does "You were supposed to be ready on THREE, retard" seem so funny? It just shows I'm a bad person.

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  4. Oh, the Fosse-ness of it all!

    By the way, Wesley's quite active on Facebook, as so many of us are, darling. Have you heard of it?

  5. Insouciance bitches! Love that. Was it Mitzi Gaynor?


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