Wesley Darling (and whatever happened to HIM, anyway?) posted this on his blog ages ago, but you need it now, believe me.
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In Which We Return to the Old Country
It has been 45 years since I lived in Texas, more than half my life, but my family insists on referring to my occasional returns there as ...
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If you look below this post, you'll see that the last post I put up here on Blogger is a sniffy little tirade about how I will NEVER d... -
Quit bragging. My dear friend drumstick had his 50th birthday this last weekend. 50! Can you imagine? What a baby. I told his wife, Hot... -
So this is mrpeenee's sixth birthday. I have no idea how these things happen. I originally started this whole thing only because I...
"Stand back, I'm ovulating!"
ReplyDeleteI did that move just today. Worked, too.
Why does "You were supposed to be ready on THREE, retard" seem so funny? It just shows I'm a bad person.
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ReplyDeleteOh, the Fosse-ness of it all!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, Wesley's quite active on Facebook, as so many of us are, darling. Have you heard of it?
Insouciance bitches! Love that. Was it Mitzi Gaynor?
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