You know what the greatest line in songwriting is? It's the lyric in "Lust for Life" where Iggy Pop is singing about love and makes the transcendent metaphor that it is "...like hypnotizing chickens."
Research into this fascinating concept reveals there is, naturlement, a Wikipedia page on Chicken Hypnosis
Insights like this are a weighty burden. I’m just glad we’re able to share them here. Also, I’m glad to share this buttchop picture:
It's like hypnotizing ass chickens.
cluck!
ReplyDeleteI'm very glad you were able to share this photo too! Drool in my Monday morning coffee!
ReplyDeleteJesus. That makes me want to bite hard rubber.
ReplyDeleteMy best friend in Jr High swore he was able to do that. Thank God I escaped that state.
ReplyDeleteJesus! How on earth does a guy get an ASS like that? Since Miss J isn't a chicken, she isn't hypnotized, but she is quite amazed.
ReplyDeleteThats a nice piece of ass. Really nice.
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