Saturday, July 25, 2009

Our New Favorite Saying

Urban Street Pirate reports that the mother of a friend of his once answered the door and exclaimed:

"Don't look at my hair. It looks like a chicken slept in it."

Friends, in the future, before you leave the house,ask yourself "Does my hair look like a chicken slept in it?" You'll be glad you did.

I wanted to find a picture of a reasonably attractive naked man with a chicken (and when you google "naked guy with chicken" you come up with some pretty astonishing results, let me tell you) but all I could find was this naked man beating egg whites.An allusion, no doubt, to the famous quip "My pubes look like a an unbaked souffle slept in them."

13 comments:

  1. I will dutifully ask myself if my hair looks like a chicken slept in it each and every time I leave the house... But if it does, what then? Help me out here.

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  2. Have a drink, pour egg whites in your pubes and go back to bed.

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  3. I am a vicitm of Chicken Hair.
    Alas there is no cure.

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  4. Mother Muscato, when she saw someone who for whatever reason didn't meet her stringent standards of dress, decorum, or grooming, would sigh and say in a mournful way, "Isn't it sad, in this great country of ours, that still there are people who can't afford mirrors?"

    This would be accompanied, if possible, by a quick and satisfied glance at the nearest mirror, window, or other reflective surface, at her own highly polished appearance.

    Is it any wonder I'm queer?

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  5. At least it's not a furry dude beating those egg whites. Gahh....

    My daughter looks like there was a chicken fight going on in her hair every morning. Poor child with her Diana Ross 'fro....

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  6. I have very little hair left for the chickens to sleep in. I frequently take naps in the parlor so Couch Hair is another matter.

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  7. I always ask myself before leaving if I look like a robber's dog! Invariably I come up with 'no' ( as I dont know what a robber's dog looks like) so I assume I am good to go.

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  8. He could whip me up into a frenzy anytime, with or without chicken hair.

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  9. Ha Ha Ha- as IF!

    If a chicken DARED to try to sleep in Miss J's fierce fucking hair, said fresh little fowl would be choked and plucked on the spot and served with a nice chi-ANTY!

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  10. If I had a nickel for every time I've said the very same...

    My mom always said our Aunt Betty looked like she'd "..combed her hair with and egg beater"

    And you wonder where I get it from?!

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  11. I meant "an" not 'and'.... d'oh!

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  12. I'd be happy to give that young man some lessons in proper egg beating and...well, whatever.

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