"Don't look at my hair. It looks like a chicken slept in it."
Friends, in the future, before you leave the house,ask yourself "Does my hair look like a chicken slept in it?" You'll be glad you did.
I wanted to find a picture of a reasonably attractive naked man with a chicken (and when you google "naked guy with chicken" you come up with some pretty astonishing results, let me tell you) but all I could find was this naked man beating egg whites.
An allusion, no doubt, to the famous quip "My pubes look like a an unbaked souffle slept in them."
I will dutifully ask myself if my hair looks like a chicken slept in it each and every time I leave the house... But if it does, what then? Help me out here.
ReplyDeleteHave a drink, pour egg whites in your pubes and go back to bed.
ReplyDeleteI am a vicitm of Chicken Hair.
ReplyDeleteAlas there is no cure.
Mother Muscato, when she saw someone who for whatever reason didn't meet her stringent standards of dress, decorum, or grooming, would sigh and say in a mournful way, "Isn't it sad, in this great country of ours, that still there are people who can't afford mirrors?"
ReplyDeleteThis would be accompanied, if possible, by a quick and satisfied glance at the nearest mirror, window, or other reflective surface, at her own highly polished appearance.
Is it any wonder I'm queer?
At least it's not a furry dude beating those egg whites. Gahh....
ReplyDeleteMy daughter looks like there was a chicken fight going on in her hair every morning. Poor child with her Diana Ross 'fro....
I have very little hair left for the chickens to sleep in. I frequently take naps in the parlor so Couch Hair is another matter.
ReplyDeleteI always ask myself before leaving if I look like a robber's dog! Invariably I come up with 'no' ( as I dont know what a robber's dog looks like) so I assume I am good to go.
ReplyDeleteHe could whip me up into a frenzy anytime, with or without chicken hair.
ReplyDeleteHa Ha Ha- as IF!
ReplyDeleteIf a chicken DARED to try to sleep in Miss J's fierce fucking hair, said fresh little fowl would be choked and plucked on the spot and served with a nice chi-ANTY!
If I had a nickel for every time I've said the very same...
ReplyDeleteMy mom always said our Aunt Betty looked like she'd "..combed her hair with and egg beater"
And you wonder where I get it from?!
I meant "an" not 'and'.... d'oh!
ReplyDeleteI'd be happy to give that young man some lessons in proper egg beating and...well, whatever.
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