Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Something Wrong with Strippin?

So many, many people ask me "mrpeenee, what is your favorite big muscial about a psychotic mother pimping her daughter out into a life of quasi-prostitution?" I laugh tinklingly and reply "Oh, that would be Gypsy."

Take it away Miss Mazeppa:

Once I was a schleppah....

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  1. Oh.... I thought you were talking about the Kardashhounds....

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  2. "...But I do it with a horn!!!" Fabulous! Jx

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  3. Gypsy had some talent, or at least personality whereas those kardashounds have neither.

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  4. My long ago trumpet lessons can now be put to good use.

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  5. If you gotta bumpit, bumpit with a trumpet...

    (I really need to get a gimmick)

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  7. Oh how I have Bumped in many dumps, and am very nearly dead from it.

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  8. yeay!
    only my very favorite musical!

    Though it's really hard for me to identify with Gypsy and her domineering, demanding mother, however.
    Yep. Um really hard.

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  9. This fascination with "Gypsy" will last only until "The True Adventures of a Texas Cheerleading Mom" is made into a musical, with music and lyrics by Stephen Sondheim and Green Day. Likely to be starring Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, with Lyle Lovett as the arresting officer.

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  10. I always enjoyed "Pretty Baby" with Brooke and Susan.

    Oh wait that's not a musical.

    My routine used to be climbing the pole, hanging upside down then lighting the birthday candles attached to my nipples. Then a couple back handsprings ending with a splits and a leg on each side of your face with my cooter in the middle.

    It was always worth a quick two bits.

    Gotta have a gimmick.

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