Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Reindeer Games

Stephen, over at Are You There Blog, It’s Me Stephen took this online quiz and, natch, came out as Dancer, a good time girl, all sweetness and whatever. I, on the other hand, am on my way to detention. What about you?

You Are Dasher

You're an independent minded reindeer who never plays by the rules.

Why You're Naughty: That little coup you tried to stage against Santa last year

Why You're Nice: You secretly give naughty children presents.


  1. Does Mr. P need a spank on his round little rump???

  2. MMMmmm... detention. Sounds like fun!

  3. Actually, I was hoping to be Vixen.

  4. Apparently, I'm Dancer
    (code for "fag" I'm sure). Can't argue.

    You Are Dancer

    Carefree and fun, you always find reasons to do a happy dance.

    Why You're Naughty: That dark stint you had as Santa's private dancer.

    Why You're Nice: You're friendly. Very friendly.

  5. Why does everybody get to be Dancer except me? I want to be Dancer, dammit.

  6. Vixen.

    Sounds great. More than that, I'd like to be Santa Claus...

    By the way, recomm another christmas knowledge quiz:


  7. I'm a Blitzen. Somehow that comes as no surprise.

    It all calls up that damn Killers song ("Are you Vixen? Or are you Dancer?)...

  8. I'm Vixen, bitches.

    Sexy and sultry, you're the one all the other reindeer dream about.

    Why You're Naughty: That fur pulling spat you got into with Dancer over Santa.

    Why You're Nice: Because even when you're nice, you're still delightfully naughty!

  9. mrpeenee, you actually ARE vixen!!! i think i'm HORNY!


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