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| I happen to know the bodice on that titian haired temptress is relying heavily on staples. |
One long ago Mardi Gras, he watched over me while I was so loaded I was unable to do anything except lie on the floor of my bathroom, tripping, tripping, tripping. At least, he did until he went out for a drink, but he came back. And isn't that the mark of a true friend?
We always used to make jokes to each other about winding up being old ladies together and now, here we are. My, my, my. Could be worse. Could be dead.
Reminds me of of my oldest, nearest and dearest, who I refer to as "The Old Whore."
ReplyDeleteThe difference being that I remember why he's an "old whore."
NIce to have someone who has your back, even if they're on theirs.
DeleteSpeaking of old whores, looks like YOUR bodice has already been ripped.
ReplyDeleteSaves time. Whenever something like that happens, pretend it's supposed to look that way by muttering "Comme des Garcons."
DeleteEnjoy darling. Long histories with people tend to make the jokes seem funnier.
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing already and he's not even here yet.
Deleteoooh..have fun. Not that I'm jealous or anything. Nope.
ReplyDeleteOh, do tell the dear boy I say "hey"!
ReplyDeleteDoes Magda have a blog?
ReplyDeleteIf so, does she dish the dirt on your old escapades?
She is the soul of rectitude.
DeleteHave a most wonderful time!
ReplyDeleteLast month I had some get-togethers with friends I've known for thirty years. It was great! There's a sense of complete acceptance and unconditional love with such old friends.
San Francisco has survived a lot -- those big earthquakes, for example -- but can it survive the combination of Mr. Peenee, the Felonious Tart, and the Evil and Adorable Saki?
ReplyDeleteI don't know, but I will be monitoring the news wires to find out.
And wouldn't duct tape have been less painful to hold that bodice up?
sounds perfect.
ReplyDeletebeing old together is so very much more amusing than being dead together. this is why kabuki has not iced Felix of Hollywood. yet.
ReplyDeleteWonderful to have such long time friends. And damn, Peenee, that arm is ripped.
ReplyDeleteWonderful to have such long time friends. And damn, Peenee, that arm is ripped.
ReplyDeleteNeither of you have changed a bit since 8 o'clock this evening. Change, already!
ReplyDeletekabuki was dead once. hated it.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, it could be worse. Hope all is well in Mr. PeeNee's Playhouse. I've not been around here for ages.
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