
Houseboy Baruch Bento de Benedictus is leading a protest that I have fallen down on posting sufficient houseboy / beefcake entries. I promise to do better, unless I don't
Fuck off, snooty bitch . I have an exciting new hobby. It combines two of my favorite things: pictures of naked men and spending too much...
Make that bitch do some sit-ups already.
ReplyDeleteWe sometimes grate cabbage on his stomach to make coleslaw. Very amusing.
ReplyDeleteoh I know this one.
ReplyDeleteHe goes by the name Andre...
He was on a dreadful "modeling" "reality"
"show"
America's Most Smartest Model, I think it was called?
Anyway, he wasn't smart, but he was Russian...and a complete asshole.
Beware, he may be KGB.
Oh, I know, the boys are always getting up to something as soon as my back is turned. That's why I usually don't allow them pants.
ReplyDeleteYou could also open Coke bottles on his teeth. Multiply useful.
ReplyDeleteToo much clothing! Take it off immediately!
ReplyDeleteNotice how everyone is more interested in houseboys than in classic literature?
ReplyDeleteThe only thought to cross my mind was "Bento box".
ReplyDeleteYes, yes, nice abs. But has he read a book lately?
ReplyDeleteI haven't either. But that's not my point. Har!
Boy, those are some serious jazz-hands. Do the houseboys ever get musical?
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