When R Man and I got married, the insightful Miss Janey pointed out in a comment on this very blog: "lots and lots of being married really is one partner misplacing the phone while the other helps look for it. And there's why we marry- two people looking is better than one."
In the spirit of that totally true truism, we have spent the last four days looking for R Man's glasses. He feels the loss very keenly since his backups give him a headache after a while. I have been reduced to looking in the freezer for them. When I told him that, he admitted he'd already looked there. Damn.
Anyway, if you run across them (in the dryer, perhaps) be sure to let me know.