Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Princesspeenee, reporting in

But why can't I be a Lady of Leisure? I have the attitude, I have the wardrobe (three pair of cashmere socks and some almost-clean tee shirts,) I have stacks of things to sit around reading, and I had 18 petit fours, but they seem to have been eaten. If it wasn't for this stupid "employment" thing, I would be good to go. Just this afternoon, I was trapped in a committee meeting and thought, "Now this, this is the wrong life."

Here is some boy beef, complete with Stupid Hair, the bane of cute boys everywhere.

9 comments:

  1. When you figure out how it's done, let me know!

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  2. The stupid hair is easily remedied. The balance is perfect.

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  3. OMG YES you are so right. The gorgeous boys at my gym all do the gel pointy tip in the center and it is so stupid

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  4. Oh cruel, cruel, cursed Fate, who gives some of us work without leisure and others beauty without taste....snd some very poor souls, work without taste.

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  5. Wait a minute, you mean you're not a Lady of Leisure? Damn, another illusion shattered!

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  6. I've always looked at you as a lady.

    Just not ladyLIKE.

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  7. C'mon Peenee, grow some! You may not suffer fools wisely, but ladies who just lie about are boring! Mary Tyler Moore worked! So did Ann Southern! And so did my second stepmother, although she turned tricks at teh Highlander Bar in Warrensville Heights Ohio while my father was at the office. Jeez! Just pretend that you job is a sitcom. The audience is here cheering you on and tuning you in.

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